Google's Gone Rogue
Google's Gone Rogue My mom sat at her computer one March night, instant-messaging her (non-Google-moderated) bridge club friends about a plan to overthrow Google. Since 2029, Google had become a totalitarian dictatorship, threatening and murdering people if they did not acknowledge Google superiority. As she typed “Thank goodness Arnold Santiago is dead...” she heard a rat-a-tat-tat! on the door--I was so frightened! But when they said “Open up or we'll gas you!”, she opened the door so quickly the hinges made an ominous schiiiick. As soon as the door opened, her crazy Lab/golden mix, Emily, dashed out so quickly that she knocked the Google secret police right through the rickety porch railing and into the pond, no more than four yards down a steep slope. They got out cursing. “Guess we won't be able to convert her...she's gonna remain Latter Day Saint...” “she's better off that way anyway..less *%$#@ stupid...” Back at the house, Linda called Emily into the li...